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[challenge entry] Only in Japan...


Supah Prime Izzard Chan!!!
Ripstick Warriah Denshu Go GO!!!!

From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# But Eddie Izzard isn't a transexual
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# although,
it is quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# What's a tranny?
Is it about lesbians?
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# i think a tranny is a type of radio
though i could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I heard it was about hairy lezzas.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# ah
you know my mate lezzas then
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Why do lezzas have more hair than other women?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Is it because they have got on God's nerves?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Probably
Filthy bunch of sinners. They should all be sent to live on the Isle of Wight away from us normal people.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Bella says that Gays will burn in Hell.
Especially bummers with AIDS.

I think she isn't a nice person.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# don't all bummers have The AIDS?
That's what the Daily Mail says.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Bella reads that paper.
Because the print doesn't come off on her hands.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# 'cos they don't shave as much!




/runs very fast
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# it's a thing through which you listen to the radio
a bit like an eartrumpet but shaped like a pelican
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# You know so many things.
Have you ever been on Countdown?
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# once, well nearly
they wouldn't let me on because I insisted on being totally naked except for a monocle and pipe
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Couldn't you have compromised?
I want to go on Countdown, but I'm afraid of Carol's teeth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Mr Bear!
congratulations and all that. I am right aren't I? New nipper yes? All the best. Hope they're doing fine.

edit - oops just checked below. Please excuse my slowness. Lot of work on the noo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Get lost!
He's giving me first dibs on the baby if they get bored of it.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# yes
all well =8.)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# and particularly well named i hear
congratulations both
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# That's not pedantic
in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# You can sue him for that.
My sister's neighbour got accused of being one of those, but he is a doctor.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Fucking pediatricians
Burn the lot of 'em

/portsmouth
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# How did you know he lived there?
You must be physic.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# she can see through walls as well
walls ice creams that is
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I torched his house
last night, I can still hear the screams
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Were you wearing your leggings?
Many of the ladies in Portsmouth wear leggings and have their hair up in a scrunchie. Sue Drawbridge says they have big pie-faces.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I was, I have lots of leggings
I especially like it when they go saggy at the arse and knees. I was also wearing my complete collection of gold hoops from top jewellery artiste Elizabeth Duke.
Sue Drawbidge is going to get her face kicked in if she ever gets to Fratton.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Do you wear leggings too?
On our estate, we call them 'mumblers'.

The lips move, but no words come out.

I don't get it.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I don't wear leggings,
although I have been known to wear khaki shorts, sandals and knee high socks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# SO stylish...
actually just thinking about that makes me hot...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i thought you lived in an institution?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I do.
It's on the Estate, behind the carpet warehouse.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I love it when she acts all tough
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# you make me
want to rub my thighs
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# If you suffer from cellulite...
...you should rub your thighs with salad cream.

Then put woolly stockings over it and sleep in them overnight.

It works for all my clients.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# if it was totally correct
it wouldn't be authentic japanese product
(I helped save b3ta! rangelife, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Ah!
Someone who understand!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# trannytastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# u cant do that
to starscream, he kicked ass
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# He was
definitely my favourite.

Along with Ravage, which was mainly because he was a big robot panther thing... :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# well
I think that is splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Thank you
kind sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)