yay! bad jokey!
This man walks into an agents office and says, 'I want to be
a movie-star.' Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had all
the right credentials. The agent asked, 'What's your name?' The guy said,
'My name is Penis Van Lesbian.' The agent said, 'Sir, I hate to tell you,
but in order to get into Hollywood, you are gonna have to change your
name.' 'I will NOT change my name'! The Van Lesbian name is centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever! 'The
agent said ,'Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years..... you will NEVER
go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian!! I'm telling you,
you will HAVE TO change your name, or I will not be able to represent
you.' 'So be it!! I guess, we will not do business together', the guy
said....and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is
awestruck....who would possibly send him $50,000?? He reads the letter
enclosed......
'Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in
Hollywood. You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it
with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it
in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office,
I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change
my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with
another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the
enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick Van Dyke
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Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:33,
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a movie-star.' Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had all
the right credentials. The agent asked, 'What's your name?' The guy said,
'My name is Penis Van Lesbian.' The agent said, 'Sir, I hate to tell you,
but in order to get into Hollywood, you are gonna have to change your
name.' 'I will NOT change my name'! The Van Lesbian name is centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever! 'The
agent said ,'Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years..... you will NEVER
go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian!! I'm telling you,
you will HAVE TO change your name, or I will not be able to represent
you.' 'So be it!! I guess, we will not do business together', the guy
said....and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is
awestruck....who would possibly send him $50,000?? He reads the letter
enclosed......
'Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in
Hollywood. You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it
with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it
in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office,
I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change
my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with
another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the
enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick Van Dyke
in case you're wondering
that's the punchline to "how many elephants can you fit in a mini?". but it just struck me that potentially it's the funniest of the punchlines we wheel out in long strings, ad tedium.
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Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:39,
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first thing
thats made me laugh in an uncontolled way all week.
well done sir! i salute you.
[edit]i am still giggling 5 minutes later.
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Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:42,
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well done sir! i salute you.
[edit]i am still giggling 5 minutes later.
indeed you should sir.
i would then laugh harder.
make them offensive as well.
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Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:46,
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make them offensive as well.