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# I don't think the beermat people
thought they were being funny. I think they're just an advert for something. Counselling for depression infact I think.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# in a pub. fantastic
"forget what a lonely pathetic fucker you are with alocohol"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)
# yes
I thought that too.

"Depressed? Well, you're in the right place. All you can drink - ask at bar"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)
# the head of the brewery that owned the pub that george best got pissed in said
"it's actually easier to moderate your drinking in a pub; had mr best been drinking at home or in a park, he would probably have been far worse off"

so there you go, alcoholics - get yerself to a pub, and quick!
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)
# that sounds like a fine
idea
Trebles all round
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)
# The sign on the
Leigh Woods side of Clifton Suspension Bridge used to say:

Depressed? Call the Samaritans
Nearest Telephone: Other side of Bridge.

Unfortunately they have public phones on both sides now
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)