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[challenge entry] Life boys?
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From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(nebulous, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Is there a
news letter yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# some people barely have 5 minutes of work left to waste reading it
you can feel their pain
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# are you
coming tonight fnordy?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# *maintains decorum*
why, certainly madam :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# good
good.
i'm not even dropping to sick boy's level..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# you know...
...you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I'll be in the pub beforehand, dunno the name but next to the station i believe
I better get some dinner soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Yes,
that is me... then I'm off out for the entire weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# no
i killed rob last night
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Fraid not.
It's stuck in my arse.
With my fucking website.

:-
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# is it a bandwidth end of the month thing?
or has it eloped to tokelau or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# No
it seems I have been fucked.
I don't know how yet as no access to one of my domains.

I presume I have been had for exceeding my bandwidth.

though never knew there was a limit...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Tiny TJ
I love Jon Snow:
Somebody seems to have stitched up Saddam's boys. Quite literally. The grisly corpses have been put on full display in an air-conditioned tented mortuary at Baghdad airport. Not only have they been stitched up following the post-mortem, but they've been given a shave and returned to as lifelike versions of Uday and Qusay as is possible. So next to putting their heads on a pikestaff, the Americans have done all they can to try to prove to the populous that they are who they were. Or were they who they are? Anyway they're dead. This as news breaks that several of Saddam's personal body guard have been arrested near his home town Tikrit. The noose is tightening, say US commanders. We'll have the latest from Iraq at seven.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# have you ever drunk in him
though?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# good info there
from our reporter in the field...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# On a slightly different note,
I just went to the loo, and I left an enormous skidder both above and below the waterline.

I'm so proud
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# i laughed
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
#
so did I
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# is anyone else
seeing this all as one column?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)