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[challenge entry] Testing superglue


William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)
# That picture could be interpreted very differently.
VERY differently indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# baby left
is blowing bubbles out its ass!
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# TJ:
Sorry, but does anyone know what it means when you calla number and get "we have not been able to connect you call"? cos im quite worried about someone
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Mobile or landline?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)
# O2
Mobile, coverage in her area is good though
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Could be shielded by something
And unable to connect because of that...
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)
# or she's on the job and turned her
phone off.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)
# haha
she better fookin not be!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:11, archived)
# could be
cut off if pay as you go.
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I get that if I call my voicemail for some reason
I think it's if the phone is in a bad signal..place..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)
# moby or landline?
if engaged, doesn't usually go straight to that message on a landline. mobys do what they want.
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)
# phone's off
or out of signal area.
Of course if it's not a mobile... I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Hmmm
I hope so, been this way since 6 though =(
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)
# That is some shag
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:28, archived)
# how serious is it?
if it's really bad you could ring the local police station and tell them the situation and ask them to go round to check that everything's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)
# it's not
that bad =)

I hope nothing has happened to her, else im gonna have to start training the old arm up again
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)
# if a large mammal evades your house between 10 and 12 pm,
most touch tone phones automatically revert to 'mammal warning'

that's the problem, I'd pop round asap to free them from any animal danger that may be threatening.

(truth is, they've been cut off coz they didn't pay their bill)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Oh I get it...
it's for those twins who really wish they were conjoined, no? Kids these days, one minute they're splitting their tongues, the next they're super gluing themselves together...
(devour, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)
# It's all attention seeking at the end of the day
They volunteer for these experiments and then, it's "please cut us back apart, Mr Doctor".

Some people will do anything for a free trip to Singapore.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Show
the "rippy bit"!
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)