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Put them to work for the military!
From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)

that's rather woo
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Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:50,
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Don't you see the smiley face on her shirt?
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Sun 27 Jul 2003, 14:44,
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doing the wayne's world, five of you headbanging to bohemian rhapsody in a mini is damn fun! damn hell ass fun!
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Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:51,
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they're shit. trouble is, no one believes me. teenagers are idiots a lot of the time. i mean teenagers as in the people i know my own age in real life. i even know someone who was proud to have seen status quo live; he didn't appreciate me shouting at him that he was in mortal danger.
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Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:54,
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what was that? i couldn't understand it on account of my stupidity...
;)
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Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:55,
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I only know how to defend myself against fruit.
/we had a strange self-defence teacher
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Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:57,
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/we had a strange self-defence teacher

*prepares to be poked-ed* (i can't spell coz of my apparently low IQ)
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Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:58,
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There were over 700 mountain bikers there, and someone had booked a Queen tribute band for the evenings entertainment.
You really would have thought they'd have learned how to play "Bicycle" before turning up before a crowd like that, wouldn't you?
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Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:56,
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You really would have thought they'd have learned how to play "Bicycle" before turning up before a crowd like that, wouldn't you?