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[challenge entry] Let them enlist

Put them to work for the military!

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)
# She doesn't look like she's enjoying it too much.
that's rather woo
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# She is to enjoying herself
Don't you see the smiley face on her shirt?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
i give it 30 seconds to fall over
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# even though i can't stand queen,
doing the wayne's world, five of you headbanging to bohemian rhapsody in a mini is damn fun! damn hell ass fun!
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
BLASPHEMY!!! Queen roxors my soxors. FACT
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)
# god no,
they're shit. trouble is, no one believes me. teenagers are idiots a lot of the time. i mean teenagers as in the people i know my own age in real life. i even know someone who was proud to have seen status quo live; he didn't appreciate me shouting at him that he was in mortal danger.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# You are right.
Stick by your convictions.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Duuuuuuuuuuh...
what was that? i couldn't understand it on account of my stupidity...

(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# oooh
a feisty one here

get the sack and the pointy sticks
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)
I only know how to defend myself against fruit.

/we had a strange self-defence teacher
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)
I'll out-Python any of you, any day. Just try me.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*prepares to be poked-ed* (i can't spell coz of my apparently low IQ)
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I went to a cycling event two weeks ago
There were over 700 mountain bikers there, and someone had booked a Queen tribute band for the evenings entertainment.

You really would have thought they'd have learned how to play "Bicycle" before turning up before a crowd like that, wouldn't you?
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)