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# I want him,
he's so young and nubile.
What can an old queen do?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Shower him with gifts
A feather boa and a tub of lube usually does the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Good idea,
and I'm going to write him a letter in a purple pen, smear it with perfume and include photographs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# i see
so it was all an elaborate scam to get him for yourself was it? i might have known...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# The best
Queen wins, ducky.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# "purple pen"
phnurr. Ooh, will you send him your arty shots?
edit: lucky Sunshine Elephant isn't here, he'd be getting all jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Oh yes,
*swished feather boa over shoulder, takes a big puff on herbal cigarette and goes for a mince*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Quentin Crisp's
epitaph says "If only I could have been more like bovine"
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Dear Old Quentin,
I miss our Herbal baths together.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I'm sure new matt
would volunteer to take his place and his rubber duck.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)