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# What's all this Jeff talk
As I am a lazy cunt and can't be arsed trawling through the archives.

My new job has the unusual policy of shooting you in the eye if you so much look at the internet or brush it with your fingers so unfortunately I am missing loads of stuff.
(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)
# he's back
we're all fucked now
*leafs nervously through bible*
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Arrr
sogned up with the mafia have you.

I nearly spelt that mathia - which persumably would be a criminal bunch of mathmaticians or something
(Wallz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)
# *imagines*
*fits of giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha. me too!
You'll wake up with a calculator on your pillow
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# a
disembowled calculator, surely?
...scary stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)
# (third year senior party trick)
I used to eat the credit card ones. I've eaten 2, y'know. never again.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)
# cue toilet gag
but then you'd have to work it out with a pencil!
ba dum tsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)
# Quick Question
If you have sex twice in one night.. Does that mean that its the 2nd coming of Jesus?

i'll get my coat now
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Nonsense
Once is enough for her
Don't want her getting greedy.

PLus she won't have time to do it a second time with all the washing and ironing she has to do.

And who the fuck is Jeff?
(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)