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# Older and less wise
Woo and yay. I had two wisdom teeth removed this morning.

I really enjoyed it. Particularly the bit where they had to cut away a bit of my jaw bone to get the final tooth out, after cutting it into seperate pieces. All under a local anaesthetic, of course.

Particularly enjoyable is the ongoing pain and constant swallowing of blood. I would recommend this to anyone at a loose end.
(Zetsumetsu, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:29, archived)
# looks like the Salmon of knowledge
could do with it after he eats his way through his list.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:32, archived)
# You must be joking!
Kwik Save food is all out of date and mouldy.
(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)
# Thank you
Your words are a great source of solace and comfort to me.
(Zetsumetsu, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)
# i tasted my own blood yesterday
so you have my deepest sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)
# it was the apples fault
.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)
# is that such a bad rare thing?
if i cut my finger and it bleeds i always suck it...
quite like the taste actually
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)
# yeah it's fine just as a bit of flavour
(a la worcester sauce) but he had the added grinding down of his jawbone.
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:11, archived)
# I think his wisdom teeth
are a few years away yet. He's quite safe for now.
(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)
# Acht
You always picking on the young 'ens...
(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:49, archived)
# nah,
just envious cos I ain't a young un no more myself! =)
(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)
# ouch
nobody enjoys dentists, i had a bad one at the age of 15... gave me a root canal on the front top left tooth which i didnt need, which he didnt finish, for almost a month that tooth was hollow and open to decay, which doesnt help the breath at all. In the end i decided to blow up his geo
(Pointy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:13, archived)
# I had room in a house...
...when I was at college (years ago) that was directly opposite a dentist surgery (like, across the hall). I regularly used to be woken by the sound of the drill going in. I answered the front door one afternoon to a patient holding my hand over my mouth, grimacing and with stage blood splattered down my t-shirt. The poor old fucker nearly died.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:32, archived)