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# New cover of Nelly Furtardo song...

'I'm like a bird... I stay in the kitchen...'
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)
# hahaa
red cross...but good punchline all the same
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Try a refresh...
I think my providers playin up.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)
# heh
heh
heh
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)
# im like a bird
im always bloody moaning, always out shopping.
(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)
# Second most expensive thing
in a guys life...

Is this your first day of being a member?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Just out of interest,
are you joking or is this what you really believe?
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)
# do you really
want to know?
i mean, really?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)
# No I do, really
really.
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)
# What, the whole sexism thing?
No, not at all. it's just my poor attempt at satire. I think that equaltiy is absolute and despise the spice girls for putting the womens lib movement back about 50 years. I just do it for shits and giggles baby, yeah! And I do feel obliged to maintain such a high standard of sexism by ending my sentance with the word darlin', darlin'.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)
# Phew! That's okay then.
As long as you're kidding I don't mind in the slightest, dear! (Isn't 'dear' the most patronising affectionate term?)
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)
# When it comes to patronising terms,
men win easily, nothing can patronise a male schovinist, it's practically a turn on to them.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)
# What is the first.....?
Just idle curiosity.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)
# My crack habit.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)
# First most expensive thing!
I reckon it's the man himself.
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)
# I'm like a bird
I have delicate light bones, I shit on cars and regurgitate worms into the mouths of my young.

I know where my home is,
Its up a tree made out of twigs and moss.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)
# I think
you talk to the wrong type of girls.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Nah.
They're anybodys after a bit of Trill.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)