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From the Regrettable special offers challenge. See all 220 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# of course
I knew there was something my life was missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# whats the special offer?
2 elbows for the price of one?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# call dr. smug!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# You don't need an injection for that.
You just need to wank more.

Ooooh! Crab paste.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# "Wank" and "crab paste"?
Eeeewwww.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# as if we haven't heard enough
through our emails
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I must be squeamish about elbows...
because that makes me feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Were you sexually abused by an elbow when you were a nipper?
That's probably why you feel sick, you know.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)