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# ?
looking at the wank data I don't understand how 8% of people have tried but failed to masturbate in the shower.

how hard can it be?

(this is not intentionally a pun/play on words)
(lib319, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# it really puts you off
if you get shampoo in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Which eye?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Probably because
the rest of the football team started laughing at them.
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahahah
yes....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i'm rather disturbed
that one in five people have wanked over a family member. i mean, don't the other four-fifths know what they are missing out on?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Right on brother
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Maybe it was a bit slippery
and so they fell over, breaking said hard-on and rendering it useless
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# where's the wank data?
where's the soap (old joke)

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# here
.
(Soapy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)