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# The only joke I can ever remember...
What's red and stands in a corner?

A naughty strawberry.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# What's red and cries?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on't razor blade.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby four months later
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# OHH!!!!!
Eww!!!! Freaking gross!

Oh yeah?

Whats grosser than gross?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Urgh!
Please! My joke started out as the embodiment of innocence but seems to have spawned a series of evilnessesess.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:49, archived)
# whats more gross then a pile of dead babies?
a live one eating its way out.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# what even more gross
baby going back for seconds..
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Oh yeah???
What's black, white and red and moves around real fast making a "bzzzz" sound?

A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)