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'sorry to bother you ladies and gentlement but i'm trying to get to a shelter for the night and just need a few more pennies to get a roof over my head for the night so anything yo can give me, jsut a few pence would be greatly appreciated, thank you ladies and gentlemen for listening'

the sound of hell is the silence from the thirty people in the tube carriage at THIS point...
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:01, archived)
# so true
you've got the patter down perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)
# But he normally dresses up
like a street urchin and plays the accordian
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)
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"alright mate - buy the big issue? two quid cheers... there you go. listen - that's my last one: i don't suppose you'd mind giving it back to me, so i can sell it again, would you? only it's my last one and i can't get to the office before it shuts now, and i'm still a few quid short of the hostel..."
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:07, archived)
# no no no
hell is when they have a guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# and uses a small child
to do the begging
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:09, archived)
# i was on a tube when a bloke got on playing some kind of bagpipe.
you don't know what suffering is
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:09, archived)