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# Morning all.
Women that have seen me naked today: 2

Good start to the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)
# restraining orders violated:
?
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)
# For you maybe.........
MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)
# mmmm
supermoore
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)
# How many of those
were not related to you?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Um both.
One was Mrs Baz the other was a woman who emerged from the swimming pool into the wrong changing rooms whilst I was in the shower soaping my tanned and muscular body. And not wanking it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)
# so you weren't soaping your own body?
curiouser and curiouser!
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)
# pst
I think you might find because you married Mrs Baz that she is now classed as related to you.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)
# surely she's his cousin though?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)
# We're not actually married.
It's my way of protecting her anonymity.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# your mum and your nanny?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I walk around fulyl clothed.
When I walk around, I can feel the women mentally dressing me.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)