
honestly officer - I don't know anything about that gasoline or the matches....
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 4:32,
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which promptly blew up into flames and set fir to my hair and beard.
fantastico.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 4:34,
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fantastico.

...that you had a beard.
I suppose you won't now, not after it was burned off.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 4:35,
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I suppose you won't now, not after it was burned off.

because i had been camping for a few days and couldn't be bothered to shave.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 4:37,
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