BEST POST EVERseeing as we are personally insulting people, i thought i'd have a go. there are about 10 people on this board i like, so apologies to flanflinger, munkton, jiva, dr phil, tomsk, pickle and co, freshlegs, workboresme and anyone else i've forgotten, but it's come to my attention that a lot of people on this board are cunts. all you care about is trying to be part of a community because you probably havent got any real friends, and spend all time making photoshopped pictures which we are meant to go 'woo yay' to, even tho about 95% of them are shit. you go on and on about threadjacks and threadwastes, where the place would flow so much better and everyone to be happier if these phrases never existed. you moan about having to 'work' even though you've never done a hard days graft in your life and sit on the internet all day simply cos you've got a fucking degree. you are not clever people like you think you are. knowing all about the latest lap tops and divx's (thanks to those who helped me earlier on this subject before things kicked off by the way) does not make you intelligent. it is far less intelligent that someone with opinions. anyway. i'm going. dont know if i'll bother coming back or if i'll be welcome, but i hope to meet those i like someday and i've had some good times here. goodbye.
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14,
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I thought you liked me.I shall go and cry now.
Oh and Happy Birthday.
(Oh and Happy Birthday.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16,
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Bah.You won't all be this nice to me when it IS my birthday, will you? No. Cunts.
( Baz Fuck off,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:17,
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I will be.You won't get no presents.
And I promise never to call you a cunt again.
Do you know how close I was to typing "You cunt" on the end of that.
(And I promise never to call you a cunt again.
Do you know how close I was to typing "You cunt" on the end of that.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18,
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ha ha hathat's fantastic.
especially: "it is far less intelligent that someone with opinions."
(especially: "it is far less intelligent that someone with opinions."
butchbint,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16,
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The thing withplankton is its small, it gets everywhere and there's too much of it.
So yes, that sounds just like your average Daily Mail reader.
(So yes, that sounds just like your average Daily Mail reader.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:30,
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Aren't planktonone of the most useful things in the world though?
( butchbint,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34,
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Onlycos lots of things eat it.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36,
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I once read that it is supposed to be mostlywritten by journalism graduates - who have to write in that style for the sake of a job -writing to appease to target audience, rather than it being their own actual beliefs.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34,
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Oh wellIt's true though. I don't have any real friends.
( sick_boy,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:19,
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Awwwwbut lots of internet spongs with fictional jobs and no love life like you!
And a fair few who do have love lives, I imagine :)
(,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21,
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And a fair few who do have love lives, I imagine :)
HeheheheI read that as 'like you' meaning resembling me rather than being fond of me. Which i though was a bit harsh. All is clear now thanks. :D
If you met me you probably wouldn't like me too.
(If you met me you probably wouldn't like me too.
sick_boy,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:28,
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