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# bovine,
handy tip: stick a bit of bone through the bars when she asks to feel your hand, then she'll think you're not fattened up enough to eat yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Why would she
want to fatten me up?
That seems a rather pointless exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# *considers*
Er. I have to go and get dressed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Oh yes,
you do that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# oi!
I was saving him for the next time you come for tea!

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)