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Mod edit: That's quite NSFW enough as it is, ta.

Non safe version is tfl.gif :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

just because you cover up the most explicit parts

doesn't make it safe for work.
if your boss saw that, what would he think

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

That he was gay.

I bet he loved searching for the source images.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

lol !

lol !

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

OMG!

asl?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

WTF!

rofl

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

OMFWTFLOLROFLMAO!!

/Aol

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

16 F Cardiff

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

phwoar

can I see your nipples please....

(just kidding)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

yeah right!

groomer

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

perv!

yeah! go on... show us!

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

16F?

Can you imagine the strain on the spine that would cause?

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

Hahahahahah

Touche!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

. .

/artists impression

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

haha!

you just drew some norks!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

haha!

you said norks!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

belh-

ROFLMAO

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

tsung tse

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

That's 'fuck off'

in Mandarin isn't it?

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Then, what does Mao Tse Tsung's name translate to?

Mao Off Fu... ?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

yes

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

see

that's a nice intelligent reasonable response.

You should all be more like Sunshine. Maybe.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

now, i have 4,000kb of m3tatw33ning i need to get to fnord

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

you've done it already?

I'm still looking at my keyframes and dithering a bit!

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barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

i've done my preview

it's only 5 seconds

i don't know how i'm gonna get the finished bit to him

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

Fed

Ex.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

aaah, gotcha!

I'm definitely still at the scriptwriting/home of the baguette stage with mine. Might be worth you looking at virtual dub for producing a divx version by the way?

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barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

cheers

mine's a gif though, i have minimal talent

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

AAwww

do we have to?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

Look at me!

I'm dancing.

*dances*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

heh

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

Take that down

please, whilst you can't see the norty bits, it's still not safe for work. Plus, I don't like it.

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

don't say it's shite

that's mean.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

Better?

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

okay.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

It is shite though :p

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

er.

No comment. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

i thought it was funny

we've seen better tattieslapping, but the joke was good

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

Uh-oh

twunt

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

I'm going to smack everyone who swears at newbies.

*smack*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

*lines up with trousers down*

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

You want to get those farmers...

...seen to mate

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

you'll be doing that all day now

or until you get bored

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

Point noted

...but trolls I can ignore, NSFWs really, really wind me up because of the risks they incur to others. I'm fortunate in my working environment, but I know an awful lot of folks could be compromised.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

heheheheh

cock....

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

*smack*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

Not him...

...the picture - there is a cock in it.....but feel free to slap away!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

Mod edit

please for the love of god Mod Edit

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

Cock

Off

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

poo

grr i tired to make it safe ...

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

That'll be "tried"

Silly bugger.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

bleh

to hot to think ..clearly :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

dude you seem quite new here

look back at all the other posts, and you'll soon get the meassure of what is an appropriate post

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

ya my mistake :)
applogies there .. the heat has frazedld my brain .. sorry :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

more kittens please

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

here's a hint

dont use gay porno pics, even if you have blanked bits out.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

why not... you homophobic ?

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

well, the act of using gay pron pics to create hummus

is in its self homophobic

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

er...ok .. umm.. hardly.. but .. heh
who cares :)

at least i woke up the messageboard :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Don't try winding people up, you.

The operative word in that sentence was "PORN" not "gay". PORN gets you FIRED, do you see?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

But surely

normal porn is okay?
Gaping holes and slippy skin* on ladies is fine, only Gay porn is wrong and evil.

* I distance myself from that statement.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

follow me little boy

and I will tell you a secret.

/rubs hands and cackles.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

Are we going

to the secret place?

*innocent wide eyed blink*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

yes yes

and say goodbye to mummy and daddy because you wont be seeing them again.

/grabs him and puts him in a cage.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

Ooh,

there are sweets in here! And a puppy!

And some bones...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

erm they're for the puppy...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

Ooh

the puppy is soft and warm.
Are you my new mummy?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

bovine,

handy tip: stick a bit of bone through the bars when she asks to feel your hand, then she'll think you're not fattened up enough to eat yet.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

Why would she

want to fatten me up?
That seems a rather pointless exercise.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

*considers*

Er. I have to go and get dressed now.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

Oh yes,

you do that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

oi!

I was saving him for the next time you come for tea!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

no-

not if your the boss ;)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

bosses like fat porn

look at their wives

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

some of them have jobs!

*snicker*

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

like

Dr phil said, I've seen the internet and more nasty and nice things than you can ever imagine so I'm not small minded. Just I would like to visit here and keep my job. Thats why we try to keep to a safe for work rule around here.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

fair enough - so noted :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

No, its,

I'VE SEEN THE INTERNET..in capitals you see, it adds a it of punch.

B Minus

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

but

I was doing it in a mystic meg voice....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

IVE SEEN THE INTERNET

and it borks!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)

10:30,

its started early today...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

heh

possibly .. but i so had to be done :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

no it didnt

not in the slightest...
you may *think* it had to be done, but it didnt
From the FAQ

"Don't:
* Post porn - keep it office safe.
* Post images taken from other sites.
* Repost - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for. Don't repost because you think nobody liked your image and you'll get a better reaction this time round. It doesn't work like that - trust us"

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

yayayay -
jezz keep your panties on

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

Sod off you cockbadger

admit when you're wrong

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

he has

just not to you, in that specific post.

I think we can lay off now.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

yes ma'm

*lays off*

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

silly chicken

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

i still can't get over the

'mice ran up the clock' one heehee

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

good oh

I'm pleased, I must make some more at some point

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

did anyone look at

the other version.

I'm too scared to

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

hehe

lol u best not ;)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)