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[challenge entry] 1st go at ironing

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(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# is she
there to pour the water in?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# ?
do you think she wee's onto the iron? How rare.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# sex
wee?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that would
be a revolting smell when you run the iron over it.
*edit* I would imagine
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# but it makes
creases soooo much better than starch does
100% of FACT
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# It would
leave an "interesting" mark on both the iron and your clothes. Hope you don't have too many clothes in dark colours.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# or
iron the clothes inside out.
Allegedly.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I think you two
have said more than enough...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# would be wonderful for you
if you get caught in the rain. You'd not only lose the creases, but also be covered in manwax. Nice.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Or fanny batter
*makes lip smacking sound*

Nice...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I'm ok actually thanks.
Can't vouch for her though.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I think
she's trying not to fall in.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# oh god, somebody save me
I saw that and my first thought was "hmm, that's a nice iron..."

HEEELLLLPP!!!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# hehe
someone likes irons
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Oh,
the irony.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# I like raving irons
and potted shrimps from Morcambe Bay.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# but it is
a nice iron

Noooooooooooooooooo
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)