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LET'S GO OFF................SHOPPING
From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:51,
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what land lubbering contraptionbe this?
where be its oars?
arr arr arrrrrrrr?
(where be its oars?
arr arr arrrrrrrr?
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:52,
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WooThat'd be very useful in pikey supermarkets like Netto to barge your way over the sleeping, drunken derelicts cluttering up every aisle
( matsimpsk,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:53,
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be there really tramp typesain such conveniece food stores?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:54,
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Aye, cap'nIt be truly bountiful, should you need to do a bit of press gangin'
( matsimpsk,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:56,
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or Quik Saveyou could ram into the vile smelling gippos that haggle over out of date spam
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:55,
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Netto can'tsmell as bad as Quik Save
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:58,
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oh it doesitis a speshal supermarket..... next up lidl!
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rogue Big knickers,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:00,
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But Lidl do cheap cider£1.59 for a two litre bottle *FACT* Every saturday, mother and I go down to the Tonbridge branch and buy 24 litres to see us through the week. Last week, some snotty woman in the queue commented on the fact that we were buying so much, having overheard me say "that'll do us for the week". "A week?" she said. "Yes," I replied. "We have four kids to feed"
Edit: Come to think of it, I should have asked her what the fuck she was doing in Lidl and not poncey M&S. Cunty fucking pretend poshnob! (:
(Edit: Come to think of it, I should have asked her what the fuck she was doing in Lidl and not poncey M&S. Cunty fucking pretend poshnob! (:
<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:06,
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haharrrr!i love to be winding up the snotty nosed.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:08,
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IndeedAnd the old and infirm: I once employed a Jack Dee joke when in Somerfield. I had a trolley chock-full of a month's food goods and an old lady was behind me in the queue with just a pint of milk. "Is that all you've got?" I asked. "Yes," she replied. "Well, you'd better find another till 'cos I'm gonna be fucking ages," I said (: /cunt
( <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:12,
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Trust me...at least the only branch of Nettos I've ever been foolish enough to go in used to reek of cheap liquor and rotting veg. From the outside, it looked like a public loo, inside it looked worse.
Cheap baked beans and fake Baileys, though/
(Cheap baked beans and fake Baileys, though/
matsimpsk,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:01,
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I've said it beforeand I'll say it again.
Farm Foods - the poor man's Iceland.
(Farm Foods - the poor man's Iceland.
Ijon Tichy,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:11,
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i be never having been to a Nettos.mostly I purchase good from port markets, before we be going on adventures on the High Seas, Arrrrrr.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:59,
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i bea new cap'n in the pirating world.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:11,
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Now I've learnt myAye, Be, Sea....
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:15,
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"Pirate"is the answer to one of the clues in today's Telegraph prize cryptic crossword. For all the answers I don't know, I'm going to enter "Yarrr" and send it in (:
( <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog,
Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:17,
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