christ
I shivered when I saw that
looked at first like someone took the eyes.
(And not a Doctor)
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:16,
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looked at first like someone took the eyes.
(And not a Doctor)
I was working in a pub
and asked a regular if he played darts with his chums. He said that he couldn't hit the board for shit. It was only then that I realised that as he had a glass eye, depth perception was a bit on the tricky side...
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:18,
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I don't play darts with my chums.
Their heads aren't pointy enough.
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:19,
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I also scored
my third 180 ever while killing time with an empty pub.
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:23,
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I sometimes hit the board,
but more often contribute to the circle of holes around it. Collateral damage, I like to call it...
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:25,
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I believe it's offical name is
Women's darts.
When the women's team play and they all cheer when their player wins, my dad often whispers under his breath, 'Looks like she eventually hit double 1 then...'
/dart humour
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:35,
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When the women's team play and they all cheer when their player wins, my dad often whispers under his breath, 'Looks like she eventually hit double 1 then...'
/dart humour