I shivered when I saw that looked at first like someone took the eyes. (And not a Doctor)
(WhoElseI'm what Willis was talking about,
Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:16,
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Oh jeepers creepers...
(100% CockRaw like carrots.,
Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:18,
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I was working in a pub
and asked a regular if he played darts with his chums. He said that he couldn't hit the board for shit. It was only then that I realised that as he had a glass eye, depth perception was a bit on the tricky side...
When the women's team play and they all cheer when their player wins, my dad often whispers under his breath, 'Looks like she eventually hit double 1 then...'