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# christ
I shivered when I saw that
looked at first like someone took the eyes.
(And not a Doctor)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# ..
Oh jeepers creepers...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I was working in a pub
and asked a regular if he played darts with his chums. He said that he couldn't hit the board for shit. It was only then that I realised that as he had a glass eye, depth perception was a bit on the tricky side...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I don't play darts with my chums.
Their heads aren't pointy enough.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I also scored
my third 180 ever while killing time with an empty pub.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I sometimes hit the board,
but more often contribute to the circle of holes around it. Collateral damage, I like to call it...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I believe it's offical name is
Women's darts.


When the women's team play and they all cheer when their player wins, my dad often whispers under his breath, 'Looks like she eventually hit double 1 then...'

/dart humour
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ..
His Cock was real though?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# nah
wooden.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# ..
How much wood would a wood cock knock?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# ..
If a wood cock could knock wood?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# ..
Yes i had taken it as read that it could knock wood.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Are we talking about Edward Woodward's wood cock?
So, How much wood would Edward Woodward's wood cock knock, if Edward Woodward's wood cock could knock wood?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# ..
Certainly more than i can count up to.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I know the guy
but not in the biblical sense...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)