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# Durex

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(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# GAH!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh!
Thass 'orrible!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# christ
I shivered when I saw that
looked at first like someone took the eyes.
(And not a Doctor)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# ..
Oh jeepers creepers...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I was working in a pub
and asked a regular if he played darts with his chums. He said that he couldn't hit the board for shit. It was only then that I realised that as he had a glass eye, depth perception was a bit on the tricky side...
(Fellmeister, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I don't play darts with my chums.
Their heads aren't pointy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I also scored
my third 180 ever while killing time with an empty pub.
(Fellmeister, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I sometimes hit the board,
but more often contribute to the circle of holes around it. Collateral damage, I like to call it...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I believe it's offical name is
Women's darts.


When the women's team play and they all cheer when their player wins, my dad often whispers under his breath, 'Looks like she eventually hit double 1 then...'

/dart humour
(Fellmeister, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ..
His Cock was real though?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# nah
wooden.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# ..
How much wood would a wood cock knock?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# ..
If a wood cock could knock wood?
(Fellmeister, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# ..
Yes i had taken it as read that it could knock wood.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Are we talking about Edward Woodward's wood cock?
So, How much wood would Edward Woodward's wood cock knock, if Edward Woodward's wood cock could knock wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# ..
Certainly more than i can count up to.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I know the guy
but not in the biblical sense...
(Fellmeister, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# That's great
and would have been perfect for the "honest adverts" challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Can't remember who did
the one with the picture of the sex-wee on the egg with the phrase
"if only all eggs were this well protected"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Yeah but...
Ive only just started hanging around again.
I didnt know about that challenge =(

EDIT: w000t! Straight to front page!
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Doesn't make the pic any less super! :)
You should have a spaz to that challenge though, 'twas a good one. You may have had the best of the bunch by viral e-mail though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Yup
Got all the newsletters.
Usually check um all out, cant remember it though.. Will have a spaz and see if i can find it, or weather it lost in space when i broke my computer..

Thanks for the tip off!
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# hehe
great :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# AARRGH
KILL IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# AAARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Thats ...
Not nice... Ewww :(
(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)