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[challenge entry] Go on, be a real man...


...use the toilet seat.

Edit: Bastards.

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# For
what?
(Dekker, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# piss on it
when you're too drunk to aim?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# don't most men
piss on it anyway? The floor too and possibly the sink and window sill and most likely in the plant pot and maybe the wardrobe?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# The wardrobe
is a bank shot that I'm yet to master
(Dekker, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# my blind friend
got blind drunk one night on the school ski trip. He got up in the middle of the night, sleep-walked over to the wardrobe and started urinating into it. We managed to pull him to the balcony and got him to urinate over the edge into the snow below.

Of course in the morning when he had the squits, there was no bog roll because we used it to clean up his mess.

Karma in action folks.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# standing on so you can reach the light bulb when it needs changing?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)