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# Heehee..

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
I mean "bad boy. go away and think about what you just said!"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Yes mum..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# You might wanna duck...
or delete this...

deleting would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# he he he...
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# at least
we care enough to try and fix it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Just ignore me...
...I'm old, single and bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Do you want one
of my spares? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Spare tires?
Uhh.. yeah, you can have one of mine too Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# What...
...model would it be?

What year is it and what's the mileage like?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# *sucks air through teeth*
it's gonna cost ya, mate.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# lord no......
i can find my own thailand chick boys...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# pub?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# he he he...
...I can be there in 35 minutes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# ok
spacefish: can he give us a lift? is he in falkirk at the moment?

/spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# confused...
...are we really going to the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# could be
I think it's a bit up in the air at the moment.

They want to know if you can come get us
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Lazy bastards!
I suppose I could.

Pick you all up at 10:00 (ish) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# yay!
pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub

/spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# OK...
...I'm off to get changed and cadge some money from someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# ok
see you 10ish :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Touche!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# LOL
I shouldn't laugh, but I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# that's a very
old testament standpoint ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# stone him, stone him
deep voice
Stone him
(cheebatv, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)