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(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Who Is This "Jordan" person?
I've seen her on the My Baird's Celebrated Farseeing Apparatus, but she just looked bored and a bit thick.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# norks
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I must say...
...getting one's norks out for money demonstrates a paucity of talent hitherto restricted to complete pikeys.

Oh, hang on. She is a complete pikey.

I feel a Pramface cover coming on.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# people who know her
say she's really quite a nice lass
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# they do?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# She's a nice person
Her only real fault is her willingness to be a media whore.
Which I would be if I had the norks.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# err
she's ok as a person sort of... but really vacuous and will do anything for attention. Sad really she's never quite grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# What I suppose I meant
was that in no way does she deserve the hatred that she gets. More hated than Maggie? Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Norks good : Meeja Hor bad.
I hate fame and all its trappings, as I said to my publicist only yesterday.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# it's not the norks that count
it's the way you slap people with them :p
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 15 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)
# sorry bout the bandwidth earlier - chucked in ukdragon instead.
That's wierd, I'm sure she's very nice, but she seems very dim - and lets face it, getting her norks out implies lack of talent to be famous otherwise.

See, if I had norks I'd be famous!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I was only joking
I really don't care, that's my old web space anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# cool and the gang
cheers pootle!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# you've covered things adequately there
which is more than she ever does herself...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# talentless
huge fake titted page three dumbo who should really just go AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# jordan..
is a stupid english btich who trys to be famous by having shit loads of boob jobs and tries to look good.
she fails... shes shit.. and ugly and looks like shes got shit boobs..
(Chunk Mcfunk, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# oh i forgot...
she doesnt actually so anything.. except be shit... with big boobs..
(Chunk Mcfunk, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# she's
got more money than you though.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# and
better tits than me
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)