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[challenge entry] free parking


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(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# i'm quite
disappointed with the amount of breaks channel 4 insists on having. Also I appear to have run out of garlic bread. I have a hershey bar but it's not really the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# hmm.. hershey
garlic bread is pretty greasy too
(Puzzler, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Your a Lora Lora laughs
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Garlic?
And Bread?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# it's the future
i've tasted it

someone will have responded with the same response by the time i finish typing this unfeasibly long sentence which i should try and type as fast as possible

edit: arse. no one's as sad as me.
(vork and burlap, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ive seen peter kay live
and fucking great he was
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# evening
sir
(vork and burlap, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I've seen him 4 times...
Saw him years ago the week before he appeared in an episode of Coronation Street as a builder doing a bit of work to the wee corner shop (whatever its called)....
(I helped save b3ta! kplex, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I turned down
free tickets at the MEN.
I think he's a toss badger, not funny at all.
Plus I didn't make him any tea when he was recording the music for Phoenix Nights at the recording studio I was working for free at.

he's not funny.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# 'Some Cunt's Twatty Little Shop of Shitty Things with Cunts Working in It'
I believe.
(vork and burlap, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# yum
is it slightly melty?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# nope
was in the fridge.
But it made me sick so now I have popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# yes
salty is better if it's after something sweet
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I have peshwari naan bread
and beer.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# i'm going to bed.
and then, i'm going to get up at five am and spend six hours in a car. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay. but i'm going to sleep in a castle. twice.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# won't you get kept awake
by all the bouncing? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# it's a
rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllll one. i want to live in too. but i have to fight fourteen other people for that.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# woo!
heh, neat :)
(Puzzler, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# pie
fighter?
(vork and burlap, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)