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# The Physical Impossibility of Fear in the Mind of Someone Woosome

Looking forward to Damien's new exhibition (the White Cube from Sept 10th)
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# damien
hirst is a talentless fuckup, though.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# go narna!


i concur!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I dunno
I've seen his stuff close up and it *is* quite good. (IMHO)
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# it's a bunch of shit.
what's that bloody chemist's shop about? that's not fucking art, that's bloody shopfitting! "i've painted some coloured dots, give me all your money mr saatchi you mug cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Yes, well
I agree with that one (the pills). He ripped it off from some mathematician according to Private Eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# and
he's a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Yeah, but he's a YBA wanker
If you had his dosh wouldn't you be too?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:53, archived)
# no,
i'd spend the money on being nice to other people. it's that fucking saatchi's fault. and he closed his gallery when i was last in london so i couldn't go in there and shout about what a wanker he is. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Ah. So
it's personal
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# and if i suddenly became rich,
i wouldn't know what to do with it, so i wouldn't spend any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# really
207.69.18.175/pop/airvid.mov
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# he does random stuff
he gets paid for it
consequently, he is my hero
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:53, archived)
# but
he's a dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# and a very well paid one
you may not like the style or content, but he's living the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# but why couldn't someone
who's less of a tosser live it?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# maybe you need to act like him to really get there
it's like government, anyone that really wants to is the wrong person.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Would you prefer
Tracy Emin?

(Now she really is a twat)
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# they're all as bad as each other.
especially her: she's the one they're all as bad as.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# because his purpose in life is actually
to incite hatred in people to inspire them to do something better to out-do him?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Hear Hear
If I had his money and cheek I'd do exactly what he does. IE: Piss people off with my sheer gall and make even more money from the publicity. It's just self-feeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hmmm
don't fink any amount of money could make me call dead animals in formaldihide art... its a pile of wank... not the animals but the concept... its far more offensive than poor wee goatse could ever be! well to me anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# conceptual artists (except christo, becuase i liked his wrapping things up)
are usually wankers. they don't even do most of it themselves, yet take the credit.

whatever happened to people making pretty pictures? not bloody joapies.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:04, archived)
# you make pretty pictures!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Fair point
If Hirst had done Goatse in oils & dead flies, Saatchi would have bought it for thousands.

Doesn't mean it's not art though...
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# art is where you stop appreciating nice things and start categorising
some things he's put in galleries (like the colour wheel) have made me think "nice." i don't really want to think beyond that.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# yelp
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# ooh
that`s a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Sir
that is most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# TJ: Anyone seen the film thats on Ch5 at the mo?
undecided whether to watch it or carry on B3ta-ing.
Arrgggh to the fear btw
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# mmmm norks


(only kidding not watching it)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Tom Selleck actually
still a bit of a tit though
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)