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# i want to drive in san francisco
i want to drive HARD in san francisco
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# nah, you wanna
run down it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# i was just there last week
those streets are amazing
(You're a Superstar..., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# hey
I was too, rode the cable cars and BART with the kids, lots and lotsa fun.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# bart?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# do the bartman
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# BART
something like Bay Area Rapid Transit.... basically a train... an electric train...
1. Bus
2. BART
3. Street Car
4. Cable Car
5. Street car
6. BART
7. Taxi

kids loved it...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# You took your kids on the BART?
Not after dark, I hope...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:28, archived)
# no way
it was 8:30 a.m. and still fucking dodgy. Lotsa people mumbling to themselves... and a faint odor of doom.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Sounds like SF...
Nice touristy places.. .seedy underbelly FILLED TO THE BRIM with homeless.

edit: that smell is piss, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# i wanted to go on the cable cars
but the lines are huge
(You're a Superstar..., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# you have to avoid the obvious ones
take a street car down to California street and hop on it there, no waiting and the drivers are more relaxed. They stop half way up/down and talk to one another..

1st Driver: "hey. is this one the brake?"
2nd Driver: "I dunno, I never got a manual"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Good one dude!
Our operator kept ogling my girlfriend's norks.

and he smelled of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn norks.....................
ahem, erm, sorry......
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# oh not a problem...
Did I show you a piccie yet?


(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# yummy monsieur 'zilla
I'm happy for you mate.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# yeah
like Steve McQueen in Bullitt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# damn straight
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ford mustang
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# yeah
with really fat tyres that squeal every time you touch the accelerator


- and brown slip-on shoes :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# yes
entirely unlike my punto :|
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# and
my Polo :-)

but Bill Murray the Polo ROCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I drove in San Francisco in July
It was fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# did you drive
HARD?
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I drove HARD...
...and fast
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Driving in SF
Is not fucking fun at all...

Best you find a parking garage (preferrably a 24 HOUR parking garage) and go on foot.

Trolley tickets are very cheap and they last all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# i like
how you capitalised 'hour' so we don't accidentally book a 24 minute garage or something

full marks to you
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:28, archived)
# booger head
I said that because I once had a car stuck in a garage in SF because the garage closed at 2:00 am sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# as opposed to 2:00 a.m. dull
.... gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# d'oh!
M3 is on the hummus today...

or somethin'
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# .....
or somethin' *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Oooh!
Did you take your kidlets to the Metreon?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# no, no time really
it was a whirlwind visit on route to Lake Tahoe.... 137 parking spaces for a projected 12,000 daily visitors?? WTF??
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Lake Tahoe
is in France?

oh, right....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# yep
it was a long f*in drive and wet to boot
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Hard driving
was a crap game on the spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# true
but wasn't Tapper cool?
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I WANT TO DRIVE FAST
IN SAN FRAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DJ FISHEEP, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# ah, but mister fisheep,
you'd do anything fast.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I'LL DO ANYTHING THAT I'M FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH
(DJ FISHEEP, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# eep...
......runs out to but a motorcycle
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# The Faster You Are, The Sexier You are!
*Sigh!!!*
(DJ FISHEEP, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# erm.... I'm guessing you are male...
and stating right here and now that I am as slow as a snail, and leave much slimier trails....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)