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# did anyone else just see that advert on
sky one from time life offering us Jesus for a special discounted price of £9.99? Or was that a special message just for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I`d
snap it up before every pikey wants a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Then they'll love this
www.viz.co.uk/hairloom/hairloom.htm

i may loosen a few sheckles from my wallet for the clock
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# much as I staunchly...
....


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# That one just wont die
For this particular effort blame Viz, not me.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# the crap jokes are fantastic
I like this one crap joke
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# i would love to comment
but someone ate my dish on wednesday

bastards
(Clockwork, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# we get it drilled in from under the
ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I've seen that advert.
And I'm wondering, if they're trying to spread the word of Jesus, why the fuck should I have to pay for it?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# DUH!
pamphlets... flyers.... radio... television... and Interweb domain names don`t come too cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Well, they should stop buying posh robes and fancy hats then.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# fair point
FUCK `EM!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# FUCK`EM
HARD!
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# WITH
JAMAICA!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# KNOCK THOSE NAILS IN
HARD!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# LOL!!!!!!1!!!!!!
OMG!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# "fancy hats" is an excellent phrase.
It just sounds good.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# just you
as you are the only person in the uk watching sky one! harhar!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I was turning over
I was trying to find something with norks in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# bras are normally useful
for that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# well
done
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# either that
or the fashion channel (or bravo)
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# fashion... tv... for you.... exclusive
tv... fashion... model.... party... designer... fashions week... fashion... tv... exclusive... for you.

my girlfriend likes that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# ah
... wait for the lingerie bit (bit confusing when it turns out to be Hommes though - ... )
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# so says the only person
in Wales listening to Alisha's Attic
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# oof
that's got to hurt. I thought they were outlawed in 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# not in wales.
theyve only just got electricity there. theyre yet to develop such complex things a law and religion.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# we have bartering
you can exchange four sheep for a packet of condoms now.

what you're going to do with the condoms after you've sold the sheep is another matter entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# they look on the moon
with fear

but don't we all?
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# WE LIKE THE MOON
BECAUSE IT IS CLOSE TO US.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I've had nightmares
involving the characters in that anim.

FACT
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Lorises have been officially renamed
Spongmonkeys because of that.

Its true, just ask David Attenbloke
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# don't mention
the spongmonkeys
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# i wouldnt bother with
religion
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# It was on the
legislatory agenda, but the assembly got
sidetracked, by.... ermm...

I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i won't try to argue that fact
although my ears do bleed now
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# No
but he ain't worth 2 bob.

Right, I'm pissed, so I think I'll leave now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Tata cuntfish.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# and i'm going to bed
so night all
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Tata Bintlips.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Night
to both of you and cheers - I owe you a beer or two ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Night chief
hope I'll see you in THAT LONDON over the next month or so?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I love you
deeply and sincerely. You make me laugh on an alarmingly regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
#



I think I'm offended.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I'm cunted.
And i've just got here.
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Wait
for the trilogy box-set
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Ah, but does it have
Directors commentry, 4 hours of unseen footage and the 'lost' Gospel according to Rolf
(otterDave, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# how about
the alternative ending?
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I would get one
but my shelf is full with my Princess Diana full english breakfast plate of hope, and my life of Christ in cats dish.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Life of Christ in cats?
That would make an excellent musical.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Viz have probably done that too
i'll try and dig up a link to the aforementioned plates.

[edit] www.viz.co.uk/hairloom/hairloom.htm
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)