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# Battery Hen


I was going to do a flash thingy with this, but then used half the gag in something else. Does anyone else have any ideas for a good use for him?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:35, archived)
# you could keep it
in your airing cupboard, and have it give birth to little watch batteries for the underprivelidged.
(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:44, archived)
# If you had enough of them
you could use them to power all sorts of things, like cars and washing machines. Do they still need feeding??
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:45, archived)
# yes
it eats tonka toys and shits electricity. and it lays little watch-battery eggs as bastardizor pointed out.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:50, archived)
# perhaps hucknell
could combine singing 'i feel like chicken tonight' and 'duracell goes on and on' themes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:56, archived)
# Hucknall
And his pink pancakes indeed
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:58, archived)
# and what about
moira stewarts mahogany coin?

by the way - if anyone finds a picture of moira stewart could you post it up here? ive had bugger all luck finding one...
(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)
# Moira Stewarts
Got a lovely mauve envelope
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:48, archived)
# Here you go
I hope you're not going to do anything nasty to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)
# My god!
how did you find that?

I looked everywhere...
(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:09, archived)
# if you use google, you only get this
you only get this
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:14, archived)
# amazing what makeup can do
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:17, archived)
# How high up
Did they have to drop that Llama to get it to stick in the ground like that?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:05, archived)
# oh god
that is sooo what they did. must have dropped it off a crane i reckon, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:59, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1390000/1390522.stm
God bless the BBC!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:17, archived)
# Gosh the similarities are uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)
# I would
Get hundreds of them in a big shed and connect them all in parallel and in series to see how dangerous it was.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:50, archived)
# very dangerous
you'd need a big shed too. i think each one is about the size of sweden
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:22, archived)
# Perhaps
they could go to the moon instead. They would light it up like another sun, and there would be no night ever again, and everyone would be happy, and there would be world peace...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)
# Best do the whole thing in space
Its going to be the only sure way to have enough room. Perhaps they could form an orbiting power station thing. Fleets of space shuttles could bring the Tonka toys up for them to eat. I would like to power a vast orbiting range of home appliances that could protect us from comet and asteroid strikes. A sandwich toaster should do for the comets, and some kind deepfat fryer or breadmaker for the asteroids.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)