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# It's waffley versatile...
(Fur King Wang Car, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# arf!
GOOD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# ok
that's just freaky : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# its a gift....
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# you mean
it's all tied up with ribbons?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# but then you eat it
and all you're left with is a bunch of little tool things with no handle.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Assuming you stop there.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i like
a good tool in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# what's your favourite tool for bodily insertion?
i reckon it's a black and decker orbital sander
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# i prefer
a big juicy cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# It's the KKK this week
"Subtle" was last week.

Fuck it. Enter it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# bah
how dull. i was expecting at least a nice lathe or something
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I don't know
getting a rooster inside must be quite interesting
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# any kind of
power tool would do me

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... power tools...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# oooh
maybe the little tools are all just foil covered chocolate things :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# And that's just the sort of mad delusion
that leads to the Emergency Room, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Don't
leave home without it

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# you'd need two
if you wanted the butter to be evenly spread
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# that sounds like a euphemism
but i aint sure why
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# hey baby
you know it takes two to spread the butter really even
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# two swiss army waffles, that is
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# loon
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# hehehe
sehr woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)