

do they do it?
seriously, why do scallys tuck their pants into their socks? This question keeps me awake at nights

I got bitten to buggery by ants this afternoon. I got some advice off the innerweb to rub garlic on the bites to reduce the irritation, so I did... and it works!!!
I now reek of garlic tho'
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:08,
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I now reek of garlic tho'

you won't get bitten by vampires... you may get chased by sleazy Frenchmen though...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:12,
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an undead sleazy Frenchman? if so, you hide it well ; )
evening tall and shiny one.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:15,
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evening tall and shiny one.

half french, and not really sleazy at all. other than that, it's a dead match :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:16,
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pffffffffffffft! refrains from mentioning wanking into my hair...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:18,
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I never bring up wanking... it just seems to happen when I'm around sometimes...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:21,
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And why do they wear burberry caps with the peaks pointing to the sky? The list goes on, and no-one is any the wiser. Hmmmm.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:11,
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two teenage blokes on the tube. Their hair was so high that their baseball caps weren't even as far down as the top of their skulls, and they both had dummies - one holding it in his hand, the other with it in the side of his mouth in a James-Dean-matchstick kinda way...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:14,
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the other day with not only a burberry cap, but a burberry cover on his mobile phone.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:16,
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