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# Make sure you run out of something
then go off to the supermarket (or whatever errand destination is appropriate) together.

If she fancies you, she'll be in on the excuse like a shot.

Edit: Jesus, since when was I an agony aunt? I need more of a life.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Not a bad
plan at all.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# That's actually
a very very good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# The trick
is "organising" the barbecue to be missing a vital ingredient. Like charcoal, or something.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Ah.
One flaw is that my mum's pretty much covered all the bases as far as the barbeque is concerned. Mum's are a bit crap like that.

Any other ideas?

How about if I offered to show her my meagre b3ta picture collection?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Is that just a modern way of saying
'would you like to see my etchings'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I suppose it is.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)