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# they scare
the bejesus out of me. Lolloping stupid idiots* who jump up all over you.

* excuse the tautology
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# scavengers too
my friend's got a dalmation and it's the most disgusting animal I've ever met. beautiful to look at, but really stomach-turning behaviour
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# In Spain they call them
Dustbin Dogs - 'orrible things
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Hmmm
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# isn't that just men?
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# indeed
but you can kick men in the head without their owners getting all uppity!
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# my owner kicks me in the head
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# of course
but they'd get the hump if anyone else tried to.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# that's true.
i guess they want to demoralise my feelings and wish me physical torture all on my own.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Discipline, m'dear
You need to know who's boss.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# you?
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not your owner!
my legs couldn't get high enough to kick you (an elephant) in the head.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# i'll stomp you all!
mwahahahaha
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# we've been issued with "anti-elephant-mice"
to scare you if you start a stampede.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# thwarted again...
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# that's very
odd
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# If you
re-read the conversation you will notice that I'm not talking about me*

*implausible though that seems
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# oh
goes back to sleep*

* to work on putting the dictionary into a database for martian to work on
(, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)