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# hehehe
you're goin to hell!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# we all are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I don't think I am
Can't remember a post which would have condemmed me.

Unless laughing at other posts counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# sorry, but it counts
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Bugger
I'll be needing this then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I can't
I don't believe in it :-D

atheism rules
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# you're
going to hell because you don't belive in god
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh,
the irony.

Apparently, I'm going to the sixth circle, the Heretics, where I'll burn in a flaming coffin for eternity.

Shucks.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I also
am a Heretic, apparently.
(Hobbes, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# doesn't work that way
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Whereas
You will never realize that there isn't a god, because when you die there is no afterlife for you to realize anything in.
(Hobbes, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# and we're back to pascal's wager
*converts*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Pascal's wager only makes sense
in the Catholic or Burn In Hell dichotomy that was around in Pascal's time. Now, there are thousands of sects that all have claims of "believe in us or burn in hell or our equivalent thereof", and so it's useless.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hmm... i'm pretty sure
that if you are unaware of the bible you only go to limbo (which is where all the women are, so that's alright). so all we have to do is eliminate the missionaries
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# True,
provided you have been a virtuous person.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# wanting to go to limbo because it has women
probably wasn't that virtuous...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I don't have to wager.
I'm confident enough.
(Hobbes, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# we're
going to die a horrible burny death, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# It does.
Sorry but you're joining us.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Oh yes,
I'm sure to be the first one there!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)