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My guess is that it's not dead

It is very likely laying thousands of eggs in your brain and your body will soon have been taken over by billions of flies! It'll be like that movie, 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' except with you making more buzzing noises and obsessing over poo.

(Kimbo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

On Fark

they linked to a newsstory about a boy who had fly eggs in his bladder, flies kept crawling out of his penis.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh

i do not like that

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

What was that boys penis doing up your nose?

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)

a) why did you read this?
b) why are you telling us this?
c) what time is it?

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

a)you would have

b)it's interesting
c)03:36

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

I think they proved that story to be bullshit

They couldn't distinguish between the flies that supposedly came out of his penis and the ones that were already in the room.

(Kimbo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)

well.
3rd world doctors for you.
What were flies doing on the boy's penis though?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)