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# factoid:
i have sung the home and away theme tune to mr bronson. only a couple of months ago it was.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# how much did he pay you?
$6.32?




hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# i've missed
this place while i've been working.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# who've you been working for, Mr Kipling?
In his Shortbread factory?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# *shakes
tiny fist*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# and i'm
not even short. ask the nice b3tans who came and visited.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# I ken you're nearly, not quite but nearly, 6 ft
shorty
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# b3tans i am taller than:
moore, lora, ijon tichy, dr phil and, um, loads of others. so nerrrrrrrrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# tichy is tichy though
it's a well known fact
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# and twitchy
and legless

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# haha!
excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# thats not tichy.
he doesnt have marmite on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# heheheheehehehehehehehhehe
he did eat all my goldfish though
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# standard practice.
He probably thought it was a big glass of Vodka, with novelty "goldfish" icecubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I must say
the urine must have played havock with your lawn
(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# piss is good for growing plants.
especially coke.

so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# but they're all girls...




/runs very fast
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Im 6ft4
Do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# looked short to me
but then everyone looks short to me. i'm 8 foot 5
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# fact.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)