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Just say no.

(buboboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

factoid:

i have sung the home and away theme tune to mr bronson. only a couple of months ago it was.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

how much did he pay you?

$6.32?

hehehehehe

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

i've missed

this place while i've been working.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

who've you been working for, Mr Kipling?

In his Shortbread factory?

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

*shakes

tiny fist*

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

and i'm

not even short. ask the nice b3tans who came and visited.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

I ken you're nearly, not quite but nearly, 6 ft

shorty

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

b3tans i am taller than:

moore, lora, ijon tichy, dr phil and, um, loads of others. so nerrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

tichy is tichy though

it's a well known fact

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

and twitchy

and legless

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

haha!

excellent stuff.

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

thats not tichy.

he doesnt have marmite on his face.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

heheheheehehehehehehehhehe

he did eat all my goldfish though

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

standard practice.

He probably thought it was a big glass of Vodka, with novelty "goldfish" icecubes.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

I must say

the urine must have played havock with your lawn

(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

piss is good for growing plants.

especially coke.

so there.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

but they're all girls...

/runs very fast

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

Im 6ft4

Do I win?

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Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

looked short to me

but then everyone looks short to me. i'm 8 foot 5

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

fact.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Bugger

Was b3tan to it. Oh well. Small minds think alike.

(buboboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

played Hitler

in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade doncherknow.

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

hitler

played mr bronson in grange hill.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

in which case

Hitler has my brother's phone number.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

jesus

built my hotrod.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

he wants me for coat hanger

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

Satan has my pants

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

Liar

pants on fire

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

they'll be too big for him

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

Satan's going

camping at the weekend

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

hehehehehe

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

wasn't he

in empire strikes back?

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

who,

hitler?

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

Apparently

yes

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

yes

he was

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

He were also Hitler

in The Tomorrow People, and loads of stage things.

He's played Hitler more than any other actor about - FACT

(Shatner's Bassoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)