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# why?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# It was stuck to my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# /stouffer
?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Sorry,
I've stopped reading the messages I reply to now, I just stick in a random bit of gibberish based on consesus of the voices in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# once you've reached 10,000 posts
you should be banned from the board; but you should be allowed to program an automatic response generator.

newcomer: hello

baz: stick it up your arse!
martian: ha ha! brilliant
rogan: welcome!
spacefish: lovely!

etc etc...
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# at the rate i'm going
it won't be too long till I reach 10,000
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i would
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Which reminds me.
Isn't it about time we had new board_stats? - the old ones are hopelessly out of date now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# no!
i only posted 500 or so over the whole summer because i was on aol, and i've done at least half that in the past week since i got cable internet. its not representative of my true posting habits
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I think they're 6 monthly
The new ones should be due this or next month
(I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# :-O
sir!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i don't know why,
perhaps she'll die.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# that's a shame.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# is that the same lady who swallowed a spider to catch the fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# i don't know
last week she swallowed a horse and died of course
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# a talking horse?
"IIIII am Mis-ter EEEEED" *whinnying sounds* "hellllooooo wiiiillllbuuuuuuurrrrr"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# well, it was inevitable.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)