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# Horse-fly


(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# well
I've seen a house fly
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# And I've
seen a Superfly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# i've even see a needle wink its eye
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Well,
I heard a peanut stand, I heard a rubber band.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I knew an old lady that swallowed a horse fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# why?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# It was stuck to my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# /stouffer
?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Sorry,
I've stopped reading the messages I reply to now, I just stick in a random bit of gibberish based on consesus of the voices in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# once you've reached 10,000 posts
you should be banned from the board; but you should be allowed to program an automatic response generator.

newcomer: hello

baz: stick it up your arse!
martian: ha ha! brilliant
rogan: welcome!
spacefish: lovely!

etc etc...
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# at the rate i'm going
it won't be too long till I reach 10,000
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i would
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Which reminds me.
Isn't it about time we had new board_stats? - the old ones are hopelessly out of date now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# no!
i only posted 500 or so over the whole summer because i was on aol, and i've done at least half that in the past week since i got cable internet. its not representative of my true posting habits
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I think they're 6 monthly
The new ones should be due this or next month
(I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# :-O
sir!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i don't know why,
perhaps she'll die.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# that's a shame.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# is that the same lady who swallowed a spider to catch the fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# i don't know
last week she swallowed a horse and died of course
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# a talking horse?
"IIIII am Mis-ter EEEEED" *whinnying sounds* "hellllooooo wiiiillllbuuuuuuurrrrr"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# well, it was inevitable.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I've never seen an elephant fly
if you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I've never seen an elephant fly
i've never been on acid
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I have
and I have

they don't like it when get stuck in your jam sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# it's like a big upside down squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# um...what?
/confuddled
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# An elephant!
Tsk... thought you knew your izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# so did I!
I don't recognise that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# It's on my cassette of The Definite Article,
on the Hannibal bit and also in the encore with Mother Nature.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# did I
leave the gas on?
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# You quote, she quote, we all quote for iced scrote.
Are you happy with your wash?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Arf, you loon
Do the times clash, or is it doable?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Oh, it's doable
The interview is at 10:30 in newcastle and the exam is at 2pm in Sunderland, there's a roughly 45min metro jouney, and they know I have to be back for the exam
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# :o)
That's ok then. Good luck to you on both!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# fank ewe ver much
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# i've seen an elephant water ski.
it was in the film honky tonk freeway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)