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# eep
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# aaaarrrggghhHh!!!
turn around!!!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# next 12 years
would be better
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# That
is a matter of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Run for
the hills!
(Mad Frank, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Shouldn't there be
"No U-turns" underneath instead? ;)
(Astatine, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Or
"Mad cows crossing"?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This evening I have been dishing out abuse to the American Express call centre fuckwits for sending me junk mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Best thing to do is to
take all the shit they send you and put it back in the pre-paid envelope and mail it back to them.

For added 'evil', add heavy things to the envelope for added mail costs.

If everyone started doing it they'd think twice about sending so much shit out.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I demanded they send me the details of the company they
purchased my details from. Assuming I get it, that's when the fun will really start.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# have you registered with Call Preference?
if you do that and you get called by a signatory company, they become liable for a £4000 fine...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I never get cold-called
which is a shame, because I want to use this: www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html (GC).
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# I had a landline connected so I could get broadband
it's x-directory, the only person who has the number is dutchbird.
It was disconnected for 2 years, and I am already getting calls from withheld numbers.
I haven't answered them yet, as they ring when she's still on her way home, but I may get a copy of that and test it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Y'know, there's a mailing preference site.
It takes a couple of months to kick in after you register, but it does work - even Capital One don't send me crap any more:

www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/html/default.asp
(Dead Badger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Yeah
Fuck the System
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# It's not that.
I just enjoy being rude to strangers on the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# I don't really see you as a counter-culture
revolutionary, for some reason.
Being rude to strangers does sound more in keeping
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# The anonymity fits well with my cowardly nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)