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# and why are we takin the piss outa short, hooded
top wearing mancs?

i hapen to be one
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# look
Stouffer is medically a dwarf. A midget. A tiny pixie. He stands by your table and people sitting down tap ash into his hood thinking it's a mobile ashtray. He is that little.

And, you know, he's sensitive about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I think it's cute...
...how he comes out to the pub and drinks beer - just like a grown-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# he's staying in my spare room this week
i've got the manger ready specially
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i really hope
he ego spazzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# He does...
...I know this for a fact.

Stouffer - when you read this.... you are a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# 'lo Bob
Do you play footy?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha...
...me play football?

I am overweight, unfit and Scottish - of course I can't play football.

If you need a big fat man to go in goal though, I might be your guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind
as you'd cover more area than Sunshine Elephant.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Maybe...
...I can be the big defender who has no skill, but scythes down forwards mercilessly.

Then runs up the pitch in the last five minutes as a set-piece target man.

"On me 'ead son...."

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# rush goalie?



three and in?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I like to laugh at short people...
...because they can't reach up to punch me in the face.

Mind you, I have to protect my nads - they are at perfect headbut height.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# 'i've had it up to here* with midgets*
*holds hand at waist height
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# that joke works
really well as text, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# so does this rude hand gesture:
*does rude hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# so does the silent treatment
*gives em all the silent treatment*




That worked, right?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i've already made that joke once today
and i left the hand gestures to the imagination.


(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# and i apologised
as well
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)