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# Two nights ago...
...I dreamt that the Cheeky Girls held me down, shaved off my pubic hair then roughed me up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# That actually happened to me*




* Contains 0% fact
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# not so much of a dream as a premonition...

Better watch your back.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Any sign of the sicklet yet?
... my sister finally gave birth yesterday amid much family hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats Uncle Chthonic. I bet it takes them a while to learn to spell your name, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# She's called
Amy Jane which makes me think of The Waltons more than it should.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# My Brother is called James Robert...
...or Jim Bob - much more Waltons than Amy Jane.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# My sister is my mum
much more Waltons than all of you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Yay - congratulations to you and your family!
Mine is still doing a no-show. We have run out of ideas for natural induction and are both getting quite frustrated and angry. Hence my general demeanour and unfluffiness on b3ta for the last while.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# i hope you said "woo! yay! houpla!" upon hearing the news
and that your sister stared at you blankly.

congratulations to all.
(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)