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# Dance costume shops
sell flesh-coloured bodystockings that look nudey from a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# and you could
draw a crack, I suppose

I do like the badgers idea, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# flesh coloured body suits
with unrealistically large appendages attached
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahaha!
"And so, with my penis slung over my shoulder, I climbed back over the barrier and made my escape."
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Yes!
made Blue Peter-style from tights.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# just
sellotape a cucumber to your leg under the suit
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# how about dressing up as flesh coloured badgers?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# that's the sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)