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# Why I like herons...
(Dr Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# and i read
"Why i like heroin" and was deeply confused.
Woo.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# They all work for me...
A heroine heron on heroin...?
(Dr Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# oh!
i'll have to get one then.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# what was the end of WhiteLeopard's joke about herons and children?
I couldn't be bothered to read the thread properly... was there a "punchline"?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# a swallow
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Nurse.
Nurse, my sides. They appear to be splitting. No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# As in...
Spit or swallow or swallows and amazons?
(Dr Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# as in not even remotely funny
and highly predictable
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Good lord, is she still around?
I was hoping her ridiculous bass speakers would have melted her innards by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# They're just waiting for
it to fly over a heavily populated area, at which point they will burst forth and rain down on the unsuspecting folk below.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I'm not sure I like
the idea of 'burst' and 'rain down' in the same sentence. Perhaps I watch too many dodgy films.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Woo!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)