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# Will it be Pork...


...or Lamb?

I do like BBC 7. Harry Hill's Fuit Corner. Marvellous
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Chops
either way.

Now im really off. Night.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow...
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go
It followed her into a shop, which was a big mistake
For the shop was a butchers and the lamb became a steak

/and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere that Mary went
Gynacologists surrounded.

© Half Man Half Biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Heh, if yer in the UK
you need to check HMHB, and if yer not in the UK you need to check HMHB.

Purely because they're fuckin' excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Her Majesty's Hairy Boobs?
Uncertain why I should...
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# 'cos they're boobs,
and they're hairy. apparently
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I second that!
They are truly wonderful.
"I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles. As the bootleg Mark Chapman"
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I gather you used
to be known as HP :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# ?
Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# HP, you know, the
board's HMHB follower alongside me an' Pootle....? Oops if not, and welcome to the creche :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Thanks, but
I'm some other guy.

Cheers.
I'll get my nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
A thousand volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
/crap playground jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)