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# Me too
but I lurn 2 reed good!

Woo!
bold!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Me 3
but then I don't quite understand this whole computer malarkey.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I'm still
trying to work out where you put the coal?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# You use coal?
I'm still winding it by hand.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Are you really Dutch?
And a bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Read in that film trailer voiceover guy's voice -
"Half Dutch, All Bird"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
#
"You can't handle the BIRD"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# "They were in a JAM, and things were about to get even MORE sticky when she found out"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# hmm...
Jam....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Koits
Jam song is inspired, INSPIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# *hands over ears*
don't want to hear it, la la la


yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Unlike my experiences in the Netherlands.
All Dutch, Half Bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Mind of a maggot...
Face of a weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Smell of a BADGER!
Arse of a WHALE!!

No offence
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Armpit of a CABBAGE!
Ear of a CARP!


nun taken
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Teeth of a SPIDER!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Voice of a EUNUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Legs of a BUTCHER!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Knees of my NIECE!



God, I'm gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Take me now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Take you where?
The Bluebell Railway? That'd be a nice day out instead of work.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Ooh yes,
we can have a picnic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Oh
It's a Jolly Holiday with Bovine...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Yay!
that fits.

Bovine makes your 'eart so light
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Bovine makes the sun shine bright!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Though you're just a diamond in the rough, bov
Underneath your blood is bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Hoi!
*knees bent cockney dancing*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# knees bend
arms stretch, rar! rar! rar!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)