just in case any lovely b3tans foot the bill, Im posting this :'...Sport, international publishing, market leadership, superb offices overlooking the Thames and an OTE of £45k...experienced, driven, creative B to B advertising sales manager with a proven track record....'
you know the drill, anyone interested and applicable, mail me alfied at sportbusiness dot com.
(you know the drill, anyone interested and applicable, mail me alfied at sportbusiness dot com.
Alfie,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29,
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Or, to quote Bill Hicks"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags! "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags!
Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!
"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that." God, I'm just caught in a fucking web! "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..." How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?"
(Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!
"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that." God, I'm just caught in a fucking web! "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..." How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?"
Baz Fuck off,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:31,
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Well said by the Hicks.And on that note, I'm off home. Ta-ra folks.
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supermoore: HUNG,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33,
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bill hick roolzadvertisers should burn in hell, but having said that, i've yet to offered a large sum of cash to produce an commericaltisment
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36,
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Nice man(shame about that weirdly mysogynistic streak...)
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36,
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weirdly?and well, my misogyny is well documented online so I feel no shame.
( Alfie,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37,
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He does a nice publication aboutsnowboarding as I recall...
( christhebarker,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33,
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indeed wedo, about the only good one *grumble mumble grumble*
( Alfie,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36,
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good commentand well observed, our creative director did the typefacing, really nice look I think too.
( Alfie,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49,
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