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# dating a single millionaire in your area!
Mod Edit: What makes you think anybody is actually a Millionaire then if you don't have to be? - Link changed to something else.
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(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Woo!
Is that serious?

I want a millionairre minger!!!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:38, archived)
# On my way to work this morning I saw a sign on a pub saying "Parties Catered For".
Of course, the first time I read it, I thought it said "Pirates Catered For". YARRR!

Morning all!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Yarrrrr!
Ye be spendin' too tayme in 'ere. Or perhaps not enuff! Yarrr.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# I spoonerise
nearly everything I read.

makes it difficult
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# When I read your
subject live I saw "Pirates catered for".
YaaaaaaaaaaaRRRrrrRRrrrrRRR!!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Haha!
YARRRRRRR!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# wow
good old official spam!, Don't see that too often anymore.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Fuck right off
that is all
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:41, archived)
# blimeh!
thats a bit strong?
he does deserve it for being a spamming spanner

coming to the norwich bash dear?

please we need some more ladiez.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Message to: [email protected]
Dear Millionaire-lover

I am perfectly happy with my current belle. However, she would be even better if you could make her a millionaire-ess. Please contact us for further details of how you may do this at [email protected]..

Yours Faithfully

100% of Rark.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Hehehe. Well done. Shame they're probably not still around to see it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# You know it's more traditional
to submit our firend [email protected] to something like this.
I'm not using windaz any more so I can't do it...
*edit* dl here
Make sure to put the e-mail address in every slot, now :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# How useful...
*adds to favourites*

now they'll feel my wrath...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Can't I just sell my current girlfriend
for a million
oh wait thats been done
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Maybe if we all will it hard enough.....
as a team....we can make the spammers die!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Put me down
for three.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Just the three?




lightweight
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Its more for there
benefit really.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# you're shit, and you smell*
can I have my "three" now? (whatever one of those might be)

BTW, bovine, I found a video clip of you being a toast ninja last night it's aces!
*I may not actually mean this
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Heh,
Oh dear...any fish juggling?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# unfortunately not
although I may have a clip of you putting cheese down your pants
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Our life
is not like others.
If you can, send them to me.
I was going through my old Love Ninja video clips last night and realised that I was starting to look like the Star Wars Kid, so no more Love Ninja till I've lost some more weight.
A mini movie would be cool...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Sounds like a laff!
Have you ever seen Trevor and Simons "Ninjas day off"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Yeah,
I got the video with it on...it's signed by them.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# You jammy bastard!
I lost my copy when I moved house :-(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)